A New Generation of Flunktional Management

One of the things that I find amazing at the Shitshow is how flunktional management get to be in their positions. Recently after my departure from the Shitshow, I got wind from several of my disgruntled coworkers that two new flunktional managers had been named in my old department run by the Zookeeper. It turns out both of them were in their mid-twenties and had been out of college less than 5 years. Shouldnt a functional manager be someone experienced and respected by their peers? How can a 25 year old command the respect of a 55 year old engineer witbh 30 years experience? Does anyone else think this is abosutely crazy or is this just me? But I guess this makes some sense when you look at who gets to choose the functional management that we call "Flunktional management"......the Zookeeper and King Kong. I mean, its like they are throwing darts at a board when they choose flunktional management.....or maybe its like throwing chairs at an employee for King Kong.

Because the Shitshow has functional managers who are so incompetent and command no respect such that I have to call them FLUNKTIONAL managers, I throw rocks.