Employees who commute to the Shitshow come from all different parts of town. Some come from the north, some come from the south, etc. As such, the parking lot has two entrance/exit gates: one on the north side and one on the south side. Makes sense right?
Well, from time to time, a few (non-employee) morning commuters would harmlessly cut through the parking lot whenever convenient, entering the north gate and exiting in the south, or vice versa. This would have probably been okay had it not been for another nuisance. There had also been a few break-ins into people's cars in the parking lot. Apparently, the Shitshow inSecurity was too busy sleeping, talking on the phone, or badgering employees rather than actually providing any real security. They must have been really busy, considering they missed it all go down despite having surveillance cameras in the parking lot.
So what could be the solution to this problem: install more surveillance cameras, hire more security guards, or even more competent security guards? Nope. That might cost another $7/hr. So what brilliant solution did the Shitshow come up with?
In all their wisdom, they decided to close one of the gates. Now, everybody enters and exits through the same gate. At 5pm, it's like trying to leave a Lakers game at the end of 4th quarter. Not to mention, the facility is surrounded by one-way streets. Half the employees just got another 5min added to their commute. Problem solved.
Because I got another 5min added to my commute, I throw rocks.
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