As mentioned in previous postings, Shitshow security are a bunch of lazy high school s dropouts and grannies who do their jobs at leisure, then at random decide to get overly anal, as if to prove to everyone that they really are professionals. They do this part not only with attitude, but with an amazing capability to only see things in black and white. In other words, the procedure (which is flexible at their leisure) can suddenly become inflexible.
For example, if you forget your badge one day, all hell breaks loose. Suddenly, the man or woman, who sees you every day and says “hi” to you by name, no longer recognizes you at all. You get asked such silly questions like “Do you work here?” and “Where’s your badge?” This is the first line of defense. Next, you have to fill out some paperwork for your temporary badge and show your driver’s license to verify your name. But even this part can get ridiculous. Once, security wouldn’t let an engineer through because his driver’s license was expired, as if that had anything to do with being an employee.
-“Why does it matter that my license is expired,” he asked.
-“How do I know it’s you?” replied the security guard.
-“Because it has my picture on it,” he said.
-“Yeah, but it’s expired. Someone could have gotten ahold of your old driver’s license” the security guard replied.
Now who can argue with that kinda logic? Eventually, the engineer’s manager was called to come down and visually verify it was him, which is what the security guard could have done in the first place. Did I mention he’s the only guy in the building that’s over 300lbs? You’d think they’d remember a guy like that.
Because minimum wage security guards have just enough authority to make a working professional look foolish, I throw rocks.
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