Bob Gets a Mentor

I guess this could be the fourth installment of the mentor series but since it stars our favorite flunky, Bob, it deserves its own title.

Since Bob thought getting a mentor would make it look like he was a dedicated employee he reached out to a lead on one of his projects to be his mentor.  For Bob’s first mentee-mentor lunch his mentor took him to Costco.  They got a couple of hot dogs then went inside of Costco to do some shopping. Bob even got to push the cart!  You might think the mentor was just picking up a couple items for himself from Costco while bestowing wisdom onto Bob, but you’d be wrong.  The mentor was doing some Valentine shopping for his mistress who lived in a city across country where he’d travel for work sometimes and was asking Bob for help on picking out a present.  

Because the only thing Bob got from Costso was indigestion and the only mentoring Bob received was on how to carry on a cross country affair, I throw rocks.