The Mentor Program - III

In the final installment of the “The Mentor Program” series I would like to talk about throwing rocks within the program.

As it’s been stated in part I of the series it was mandatory to sign up in the mentor program, and the flunktional managers made sure you did it.  However, they did not specify if you had to sign up to be a mentor or a mentee.

In good old rock throwing fashion, I signed up to be a mentor.  That’s right, Jacko mentoring the youth of the Shitshow.  I figure if anyone reached out to be mentored by me I would be able to shine a light on the realities of this place.  I’ve been bestowed the opportunity a couple of times.  In reality, most good new hires reach the Shitshow conclusion on their own; I just provide them with a more direct route.

Because the Shitshow lets people like me be a mentor, I throw rocks.