Jack Welch and Toyota

For some sick reason, most of the Flunktional Management at the Shitshow pride themselves on name dropping two things:

1.) The famous former General Electric CEO, Jack Welch. He is known the world over for being one of the best CEOs in the history of corporate America and is credited for building the GE empire that current CEO, Jeff Immelt, is trying so hard to destroy. Well anyways, all of the Flunktional managers pride themselves on name dropping Jack Welch and some even go as far as to put multiple Jack Welch books up on display in their offices. One time I went into the Zookeeper's office to complain that King Kong had violently erupted at me in front of 15 people at a meeting in one of his primordial anger episodes and I noticed that the Zookeeper must be one of Jack Welch's biggest fans. What a complete and total joke. If Welch saw how the Zookeeper ran the department at the Shitshow, his first order of business would be to fire King Kong and the Zookeeper. I mean, what talent is lost by doing this? Neither of them have any technical knowledge and they both just spew meaningless corporate buzz phrases all the time and drive all the talented employees out of the company.

2.) Toyota Lean Processes. For some reason, the Shitshow prides themselves on following Lean Engineering and Lean Manufacturing. The Zookeeper even goes as far as to put "Toyota Lean Process" books on display in his office. What a complete and utter joke. It costs the Shitshow 500 dollars to brew a cup of Folgers and they pride themselves on being lean? Let's hope Japan doesnt enter the Aerospace market or its game over for the Shitshow.

Because the Shitshow covers up its incompetence and general flunky nature with empty talk about Toyota Lean Processes and Jack Welch, I throw rocks.