I guess the other day some Bob figure got stung by a bee at the Shitshow. So how does the Shitshow respond? They created an internet flyer telling people to “Bee Safe.” As with any safety or tips the Shitshow provides (see Going Green – II), these tips are at the best pathetic.
Here are some examples of the tips on how to “bee safe:”
- Stay away from nests.
- Don’t wear perfume (oh-oh, Queen Perfume probably had a heart attack when she read that one)
- Wear long sleeves and pants when going outside
- Don't panic
Because crappy advice is all a buzz at the Shitshow, I throw rocks.
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