As mentioned in a previous posting, the security guards at the Shitshow are a total joke, and even they know it. So to overcompensate for this impression of being unprofessional, they decide at random to get especially anal about stuff to “prove” they take security seriously. Like any moron with a tiny bit of authority, they flex their muscle whenever given the chance.
For example, there is a policy at the ShitShow that allows security to check employees’ bags when they enter/exit the premises (I guess they want to make sure people aren’t stealing staplers). And there is this one security guard who talks on the phone with his girlfriend his entire shift. Usually, you can walk right by him. In fact, if you try to show him the contents of your bag, he will just wave you away, signaling that it’s not necessary.
Now he can wave you away 20 days in a row, but if you try to walk past him that one day he is not on the phone, he gets all angry and becomes Johnny Law. “EXCUSE ME SIR! I’m gonna need to look in that bag. You can’t just walk past me like that” He checks your bag, then grunts, signaling you are now allowed to leave. Rather than call him out on this total hypocrisy, most people choose to just let it go. After all, I’d rather have him check my bags once every 21 days than every day.
Because security is like everyone else at the Shitshow (a bunch of incompetent morons who occasionally flex their muscles to show their power), I throw rocks.
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