Going Green! - III

In yet another way the Shitshow is going green, they finally introduced electronic signatures.  And boy, what a success only the Shitshow could be proud of!  This is so successful it waves both green and lean flags of victory.

What are electronic signatures you ask?  Well if you recall from “The Young and the Talented,” Dave would walk around documents that needed physical signatures from various people who have “reviewed” the document before it gets released.    Electronic signatures allow people to “review” the document online and sing the document electronically instead of in person.  This is done using cutting edge software technology that authenticates you are who you say you are, and pressing enter (much like email accounts have verified who you are for the past 15 years).

You’re probably thinking that this should put the Dave’s of the Shitshow out of a job.   You’d be wrong.  Now the Dave’s of the world still have to print out the signature sheet for the flunkies at the Shithshow who haven’t downloaded the appropriate software or who haven’t taken the appropriate training to sign documents electronically.  You see, while it’s mandatory for people who don’t have laptops to take laptop safety training it’s not a requirement for people who have to sign documents to take the training needed to perform electronic signatures.  Once again, outstanding execution and roll out.

Because I can sign for things electronically on even the most basic websites anywhere in the world but it still remains a mystery at the Shitshow, I throw rocks.