Because the Shitshow has such a "stellar" record of execution, customers often times hire an independent company to oversee the contract execution as well as provide definition of requirements.
The thing is these independent companies are filled with their own Bob figures, and Shitshow routers. Many of whom couldn’t make it at the Shitshow.
Today I was in a meeting where one of these independent reviewers showed up. She arrived about 5 minutes late, wearing here Gucci sunglasses and 5 inch heels. She wore the Sunglasses the entire meeting. About 15 minutes into the meeting, she took out a nail file and started giving her self a manicure during the meeting. Towards the end of the meeting she asked a question so idiotic that I almost fell out of my seat in disbelief.
Because Shithshow contracts are overseen by flunkies that make Queen Perfume seem knowledgeable, I throw rocks.
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