Throwing Black Berry Rocks

I’m in the process of requesting a shitshow provided black berry.  With any luck I’ll have I will have it by mid-August.

Throwing Rock followers maybe asking themselves “why would Jacko want to be that much more connected to the shitshow?”  The answer is simple; it will drive up cost as well as let me check email from home in the morning to see if the morning meeting was canceled so I can sleep in longer.  Additionally it will allow me to play BrickBreaker and surf the web during meetings.

In fact I told one of my leads to send a note to my flunktional director to approve my black berry.  When he asked me if I was sure I wanted one, I told him yes because it would drive up cost.  Minutes later an email urging my flunktional director to approve the request was sent.  Today I saw that the request was approved by the flunktional director!

Because I can justify a black berry request as a way to add cost and it gets approved, I throw rocks.