In addition to King Kong's usual delinquent managerial actions, Human Resources also put on a good showing on my last day. So part of the "last day checklist" involved me meeting with HR as the last step in the process to hand in my badge and receive my final paycheck. Because King Kong was missing in action and forgot to sign my timecard, my paycheck wasnt ready and I was told "it would be mailed to me soon". The only problem is that "soon" at the Shitshow means 6 months to a year. Anyways, I digress......so I go to HR and hand in my badge and I am escorted out of the building by some HR lady to the front of the building but the only problem is that the parking structure where all Shitshow employees park is across the street and I cannot get access to it without my badge. So I sit there for 20 minutes talking to the guard at the entrance, explaining to him why I dont have a badge and he tells me "if it's your last day, show me your final paycheck" but we know that dog wont hunt since King Kong was too busy surfing the web at harleydavidson.com to sign my timecard so I didnt have a paycheck. Finally, the guard calls the Human Resource flunky and she confirms that it is my last day and states "this commonly happens since the Human Resource Dept. switched buildings and it is a flaw in their process".........my oh my, nice of them to let me know. Heaven forbide that they ever fix a process that actually needs fixing......oh no, the Shitshow only fixes and adds processes that add no value or utility.
Because I couldnt even get to my car without beauracracy on my last day, I throw rocks.
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