Shitshow Accounting

It's been weeks since my departure from the Shitshow and just when I think I have cut all my ties with that blackhole, I get a letter in the mail with "Payroll Accounting" on the front of the letter. So I open the letter wondering what this could possibly be. Sure enough it is a check in the amount of $0.39. Yes, that is correct and is not a typo. 39 cents.......One would have to wonder why the Shitshow would send out a check in the amount less than the price of a postage stamp, but then again, we are talking about the Shitshow here. Some Bob figure in accounting probably noticed that employee 12345678 had an outstanding balance and hit some button to let the Shitshow automated payroll system mail out a check.

Another interesting thing is that the check makes no mention of what the 39 cents is even for. It doesn’t mention unpaid vacation time or unpaid wages or anything of the sort. It is simply a check in the amount of 39 freakin cents. If I had to guess, I would say this check is the result of some kind of negligence or incompetence on King Kong's part. Well I guess the good news is that with a check like this, I dont need to ever worry about a down payment on a house.

Actually the more I think about it, this check will never be deposited.....oh no, it will be kept as a reminder of the Shitshow. So if I ever get hit on the head and want to get a job there again, I will have this check to remind me what a joke that place is.

Because the Shitshow fills my mailbox with checks I would be embarassed to take to a bank teller, I throw rocks.