Monday, July 26, 2010

Explanation of Benefits

So today I come home from my new non-Shitshow job where I actually do real work and I had a package that the post office has had at its office for weeks and they keep sending me post cards to come pick it up.....so today I went to get it. When I went to the post office, they made me sign for it and it was literally 6 inches of paper in 3 envelopes. As I wondered what in the world this could be, I noticed the Shitshow logo on it. So I open it up and it is literally volumes of documentation about my health care package, dental package, etc. Pages and pages of legal crap and the title was "Explanation of Benefits"....so I glanced at it and thumbed through a few of the pages and basically all it was trying to say was that since I had left the company that my healthcare would be expiring soon and the Shitshow wasnt obligated to provide me healthcare anymore........"Explanation of Benefits"

Becuase the Shitshow fills my mailbox with 6 inch thick tomes of worthless paper that say "Explantion of Benefits", I throw rocks.

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