During one of my many pointless days at the Shitshow, my moron manager, King Kong, had me working on a government project "mapping requirements". For those of you who dont know what this means, its Shitshow terminology for pissing tax payer's dollars down the toilet. Basically, it involves flowing down requirements from System Requirement Specifications to lower level subsystem specifications and providing a justification of how the Shitshow meets these requirements. Some of the requirements actually make sense but a vast majority of them are written by Bob figures and are just incoherent rambling nonsense. So one day I was trying to document justifications for fulfilling requirements and stumbled across one that blew my mind. The requirement stated "Only the best and brightest shall work on this project"......are you kidding me? Only at the Shitshow would you ever see something this retarded. How the hell do I show that we meet this requirement? Especially since we have Bob figures everywhere, King Kong throwing chairs, The Zookeeper running the department into the ground. I mean, give me a break, we have nothing but a crew of flunkies working at the Shitshow. Nonetheless, I lied and made up some rambling nonsense about "flunktional management selecting only the top notch engineers best suited for the project"......I know what youre thinking......what a value added excercise this is.
Becuase the Shitshow is filled with flunkies who screw everything up and they get credit for being the best and the brightest, I throw rocks.
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