King Kong and the Expense Report

In several of my previous posts, I wrote about what a complete and utter joke the expense reimbursement process is at the Shitshow. So the other day I got a nastygram email from some moron in HR saying I had "outstanding expenses that havent been paid" and if I dont pay soon "there will be sanctions and penalties on my expense account"........whatever the hell that means. Anyways, so I go to talk to the office assistant who is in charge of this and told her that I filed a expense report in August of 2009. Yes......that's not a typo........August of 2009 and my expense report is still not paid. How can this be? So the office assistant looks into the computer system and sees that the expense report was sent to my manager 3 times over the last year for approval and was never signed. You guessed it- King Kong. So keep in mind over the course of the year, interest and late fees have been accumulating on my corporate card all because King Kong forgets to sign it. You figure with all the email reminders, he would remember. Wrong. We're talking about King Kong here. He's too busy expressing primordial rage or surfing the internet for new crown moulding for his rennovation of his house.

Because my manager cant even remember to click one mouse button to approve an expense report over the course of a year, I throw rocks.