Bring your Child To Work

For whatever reason, the Shitshow likes to celebrate national and worldwide movements on its own schedule despite what the rest of the world does.  For example the Shitshow celebrated Earth Day an entire week after the rest for the Earth.

The best one so far this year was Bring Your Child to work day.  Instead of celebrating this day on April 22 like the rest of the United States, the Shitshow decided to move this out a couple of weeks.  Guess when the Shitshow moved it to?  The week all the elementary schools were taking mandatory state testing!   Just to make sure you’re clear, the Shitshow planned multiple events and encouraged employees to bring their kids to work on a day when most kids had to take mandatory state testing.  

If you didn't work for the Shitshow you might be asking "how could this be?"  After all, mandatory test dates are published well in advance and are easily accessible.  Well, when you take into account all the flunkies and Bob's at the Shitshow it shouldn't be a surprise.

Because the Shitshow is surprised when there is a low turn out for their Bring Your Child to Work day because of mandatory state testing, I throw rocks.