Flunky See, Flunky Do

Basically everything done at the Shitshow makes little to no sense and adds little value to our end product. I have spent many hours thinking about our various nonsensical processes and the way the Shitshow conducts business and it literally leaves me scratching my head trying to make sense out of the madness. I mean for example, we write some retarded document that no one uses or reads which may lead me to ask the question "why do we even write this document if no one ever uses it" and some flunky will give me the response "well, we've always done it this way"......

After years of thinking about this, I have come to realize there is no logical reason why we do most of the things we do on a daily basis at the Shitshow. It's just that people have been doing the same thing for years and they learned that from people who were doing the same thing for years and it is a never ending flunky cycle. Much like "monkey see, monkey do", this is "flunky see, flunky do". If any of these people had any brains, they would question why they do things like this, but if they do, the Functional Management will immediately criticize them for "refusing to follow process" and this leads to nothing ever changing at the Shitshow.

Because my coworkers are a bunch of process programmed flunky androids who lack the capacity for independent thought, I throw rocks.