Walk This Way

Well, winter weather is upon us.  Luckily the Shitshow sent out a company wide memo on how to be prepared for winter weather while walking.   Believe it or not, this is the advice the Shitshow felt necessary to give out to all of its employees:

1. Dress appropriately.  If it’s cold wear a jacket and dress in layers, wear bright colors so you can be seen at night
2. Wear good shoes.  Make sure your shoes have good traction
3. Try not to walk through puddles or on ice patches because you might slip
4. If you can’t avoid slippery surfaces, walk carefully over the slippery surface
5. If you walk through puddles or snow, wipe off your feet before walking on waxed floors

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this memo.  The sad thing is this is welcomed information for people like Bob and Queen Perfume.  Hopefully one of the new hires posts this to the Wiki for easy access in the future.

Because the safety advice the Shitshow gives me is the same advice I give to my 3 year old, I throw rocks.