Every year around this time the Shitshow offers free flu shots for all their minions. You might be shocked that a place that could careless about their employee’s would give free flu shots. Of course there is always more to the story than meets the eye.
What seems to be a nice gesture from the Shitshow is just a ploy to prevent you from using your sick time. Why should they care if you use your sick time? Sick time is a direct hit to the bottom line. What the Shitshow really wants is to have you continue charging cost plus programs as much as possible so they can actually make a profit. Taking a sick day is a double whammy! Not only does the Shitshow have to pay your for your sick time, it’s also a day of lost profits since you’re not charging a cost plus program. Thus, if the Shitshow can spend ten dollars on a flu shot as opposed to loosing thousands of dollars the Shitshow suddenly takes an interest in your well being.
Now here comes an easy way to throw rocks. Get the shot! First of all, the Shitshow will have to pay for it. Even if it’s 10 bucks, a lot of tiny pebbles thrown will add up. Secondly, and most importantly it allows you to save your sick time to use it when you need a “mental health” day as opposed to using a vacation day. I prefer to spend these “mental health” days at Disneyland but sometimes it’s just nice to sleep in and hang out at the beach or at home. Any way you spend the sick day other than with the flu is a great rock throwing experience!
Because the reason the Shitshow offers free flu shots makes me sick, I throw rocks.
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