Monday, November 29, 2010

King Kong Increases his Territory

In a move that defies all logic, the Shitshow is expanding the number of minions who report to King Kong.  That’s right, they guy who:

-threw a chair at the commander   
-screams at meetings for no reason
-can’t sign an expense report 
-only got a job at the Shitshow because of his dad
-parties like a rock star
-and has multiple formal HR complaints against him

is now in charge of even more people at the Shitshow.   I know of at least one person who has said she is already looking for a job at another company because the Zookeeper decided to make this change. 

Because King Kong is receiving even a bigger enclosure to run wild in, I throw rocks.  

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