Checks

Despite having automatic deposit set up, every now and then the Shitshow feels the need to send a physical check for some reason or the other usually for an accounting error on their part.  The latest check the Shitshow sent me is for a whopping 16 dollars!  While not that much money, it might pay for two domestic beers at the upcoming holiday party.  Why they can make bi-weekly deposits directly into my checking account but must manually process a 16 dollar check, I’ll never know but I’m sure at least one Bob figure was involved in the chain of events somewhere. 

Here’s the kicker.  The checks the Shitshow sends out are not readable by any of those new ATMs that automatically read checks for deposits.  So now to get my 16 dollars from the Shitshow I’m going to have to go into the bank, fill out a deposit slip, and wait in line…all and all it will be a good 15 minute process.

Now you might think that my rocks should be aimed at the bank in this case but that would be equivalent to treating the symptom as opposed to treating the disease.  The fact the Shitshow can make bi-weekly deposits into my checking account but can’t do the same for an extra 16 dollars is just mind blowing and what needs to be addressed here.   

Because even automated tellers can’t understand the Shitshow, I throw rocks.