Halloween

Ever wonder what Halloween parties are like at various companies?  I got a report from my friend at a non-Shitshow company, sit back and enjoy the comparisons.

At non-Shitshow companies:
Friends and family are welcome to attend the company wide Halloween costume party with special activities for the little ones.  With offerings like free food, free ice cream, carnival games, "circus performers," and a more!  It’s a real moral booster.   Workers actually dress up and fun is had by all!

At the Shitshow:
You get an email reminder the week of Halloween stating you can't wear mask or paint your face and that costumes are generally discouraged due to safety concerns.  On good years the cafeteria will have a free jack-o-lantern cookie and/or a slice pumpkin pie (left over pie is saved for the day before Thanksgiving).  At a facility of 1000’s of employees you can count on one hand the number of people who dress up and you don’t need any fingers to count the number of people who have fun.

Because the Shitshow is a fun sucking vampire, I throw rocks.