Work is filled with interesting characters. From a guy who sleeps at his desk to Bob, there is endless entertainment. However, two individuals deserver there story to be told – the Commander and King Kong.
The Commander is a legend, good at what he does, hates everyone, is only working counting down his days until he can retire, and without saying he throws rocks when he can.
King Kong on the other hand is a life time low level manager. If Jack Welsh ran this company King Kong would have been fired long ago but since this place barley lays people off, King Kong has survived for years and years. I call him King Kong because this low level manager will erupt in a primordial rage when evoked – there are even stories of him punching a whole in his wall and yelling at his employee during a performance review because the employee was throwing rocks.
When the Commander and King Kong collide you know there will be entertainment. After one meeting in which both were attending, the two stayed behind to talk about issues. Without missing a queue King Kong was unleashed. King Kong picked up a chair and threw it in the direction of the Commander. If it was meant to hit the Commander no one knows, but nonetheless, stories are told.
After the event, the Commander has been banished to the sewage pump basement, locked up in a lab forced to work while King Kong continues in his role as a low level manager.
Because King Kong is allowed to run around wild while the Commander is locked up, I throw rocks.
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