Greener Pastures

So over my many wasted and hopeless years of working at the shitshow, many people have come and gone. You see, when you work at a faceless corporation, many people tend to feel unfulfilled or as if they are getting dumber with every passing day. Due to this, the turnover of employees is extremely high at the shitshow since people typically dont like to make careers out of surfing the internet, sitting in worthless meetings all day, or dealing with corporate beauracracy. In my many years at the shitshow, I have seen people leave their engineering jobs to become the following full time:

-standup comedian
-freelance webdesigner
-bartender
-school teacher
-rock climbing instructor
-work at a furniture factory
-missionary in a foreign country
-photograhper
-low level politician
-farmer

Everyday when I sit in my lab and do nothing for 8 hours, I envy these people who have found greener pastures. I, myself, wish I had the drive to leave the shitshow once and for all and find a career which I actually enjoy. Because I envy these people, I throw rocks.