Always Ask Why

One of the most gut wrenching and disgusting things at the Shithsow is watching management argue amongst each other and employees. You see, at the Shitshow often times managers began to feel almighty and powerful and mistaken themselves for an Almighty King or Deity. King Kong is no exception. In my many daily run-in's with good ole King Kong, I tend to often argue with him. You see I like to pride myself on reason and logic so if someone tells me to do something that makes no sense, I might ask "why do we do this that way".......... to a manager such as King Kong this may be taken as a direct insult because he is a bumbling idiot who doesnt like to be questioned and has foolish pride. I mean, heaven forbide we think of a better way to do something and improve a process or save some money.....not on King Kong's watch! In my humble attempts at trying to better understand and help the company, here are some of the responses I have received from King Kong when asking "why do we do this that way":

- "Because I said so"
- "Dont worry about it, just do it"
- "It's not your job to question process"
- "We've always done it that way"
- "I dont know"
- "Dirty Look From King Kong As He Walks Away"
- "Because it's part of the process"
- "If youre not going to do it this way, I will find someone who will"
- "One day when you have my job, you can do it however you like"

After years of listening to nonsensical phrases like the ones above that make my ears want to vomit, I have finally just decided to only ask this question in a meeting setting where King Kong can yell and scream and go apeshit and make an idiot out of himself in front of an audience.

Because King Kong is an egomaniac who doesnt respond to logic or reason, I throw rocks.