With the election drawing near, the Politician took a leave of absence from work so he could focus on his campaign. I don’t know how, but the Shitshow was able to get by without his added intrinsic value. It was time to hit the streets.
The Politician littered light post and construction fences with his campaign posters. He continued mailing out flyers bragging about his “accomplishments” at the Shitshow and how he graduated from an elite university. The politician continued posting to facebook and updating his blog with Mr. Roger style videos explaining his positions.
The election was drawing near and still noting from his opponent, then the first atomic bomb dropped. A month or so before the election an article in a local newspaper found some old posts the Politician made online belittling women.
A couple days before the election the next atomic bomb was dropped. His opponent sent out a mailer saying “Look inside to see what The Politian has done for your community,” when you opened it up it was completely blank. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I opened and read that mailer. The mailer was accompanied by flyer that stated the long history of public service performed by the Politician’s opponent.
The day after the elections the results were declared, the Politician suffered a defeating blow. A week later he was back at the Shitshow talking about how he was once again on the fast track at the Shitshow.
Because the Politician is considered my peer, I throw rocks.
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