The New All Hands Meeting

Management must have been listening, because they totally reformatted their All Hands Meetings.  No longer does each flunktional manager talk about department news and happenings at the Shtishow, this responsibility, along with the actual work, falls into the hands of college new hires.

  

That’s right, college new hires now talk about new procedures they have created, program status on programs they are the lead engineer, and new business proposals they are busily putting together. 

Anyone with common sense would think that these tasks should be taken on by well respected senior engineers and communicated to the department either by the flunktional managers or the senior engineers.  Not at the Shitshow, apparently all of these tasks have been documented on the Wiki which means any college new hire is able to perform them.   

Because after going to the reformatted All Hands Meeting, I spent the rest of the day reformatting my resume to try to wash the stink of the Shitshow off, I throw rocks.