A fellow rock thrower who has known the Politician for years summarized the Politician's story in such a way that when I read it I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I present to you, from no other than one and only NunnMcCurdy, the Politician in Summary:
The politician is a man not unlike yourself, a work man. You may even say he is a great man. He works at the Shitshow but his boredom has driven him to the brink of insanity so he founded a Tea Party movement to protest big government, high taxes, and wasteful spending. Unaware that his existence at the Shitshow perpetuates the spiral he so detests, he holds countless protests, rallies, and he has even gone as far as to run for public office, albeit unsuccessfully. The true irony of this great man is that not only does he derive his living from high taxes and wasteful spending but so does his wife. He is truly a great, legendary man.
Because the Politician was vowed to run again, I throw rocks.
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