As you known, there are a ton of characters at the Shitshow. Some characters are specific people such as King Kong, Duckface, and Queen Perfume, while others are archetypes like the flosser and the nail clipper. Today I introduce T-Shit guy.
Every Shitshow has at least one T-Shit guy. What distinguishes T-Shit guy from other Mr. Blackwell darlings, is that the t-shirts worn daily are at least 2 sizes too small. The funny thing is, 25 years ago when T-Shit guy was in high school, they fit. The t-shirts usually have multiple holes and have various stains. My favorite holes are the arm pit holes - it’s as though the stink from T-Shit guy has actually burnt a hole in it.
Because t-shirts worn at the Shitshow are older than I am, I throw rocks.
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