The Politician – III

Today we pick up the Politician’s story. After only finding rejection with his detailed plan on how to cut cost by 90%, the Politician started looking into the fast track program.

For those not familiar with the fast track program, let me explain by reading On the Fast Track. Thinking this was his key to success, the Politician turned all his efforts into getting on to the fast track. For weeks, every time I passed by his cubicle he was working on his application. Of course, he charged all this time to the program but who’s really counting?

I guess all that time was well spent because the Politician was accepted into the program. The guy that wasted months working on a plan to reduce cost by 90%, which had the Shitshow mining and processing its own raw materials, was now in the good company of minions who were tackling the problem of disseminating useless information across the Shitshow.

Because this Politician’s story writes itself, I throw rocks.