In an attempt to keep the minions from revolting, the Shitshow finally gave in and decided to upgrade the bathrooms in one of the larger buildings on campus. Truth be told, I’m going to miss the tile and stalls from 1960, but don’t worry kids I won’t have to say good-bye for two more years.
Wait what? Two more years? That’s right, in a building that has all but 12 floors, with a men’s and women’s bathroom on each floor, it is going to take at least 2 years to update all the bathrooms. To help put two years into perspective, it took about 18 months to build the Empire State building, it only took 1 year from ground breaking to the grand opening of Disneyland, and average home is constructed in about 4 months, while it only takes 7 days for the guys and girls at Extreme Makeover Home Edition to work their magic.
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