Why don't you?

Very few people know the true identity of Jacko, but those who do always ask me the same question:

“If you hate your job so much why don’t you just get a job somewhere else?”

What they don’t understand is that having the Shitshow on your resume for more than a couple years is like have an albatross around your neck. Non-Shitshow companies know any skills you might have had have been withered away by working at the Shitshow. In fact I know of a young hot company, ironically in the same industry, which automatically throws away any resume that has more than 2 years of experience at the Shitshow. Their reasoning is that if it took you more than 2 years to figure out you work for a Shitshow then you’re probably a Bob figure or a Shitshow-router and know nothing more than how to hold endless CCB, hold flawed RCCAs, and update useless Wikis.

Because the Rime of the Modern Rock Thrower is a tragic tale without escape, I throw rocks.