Today at lunch I ran into King Kong. Trying to connect with me he decided to sit down next to me and eat his lunch. This was a dream come true. Knowing he was armed with a cafeteria full of chairs, I treaded lightly. During our casual, “hey look at me I’m a worn out flunktional manager but can still relate with the younger generation” conversation he asked what I was doing this weekend. I told him that I was just going to relax and get caught up on personal business. He was shocked and somewhat disappointed. He looked at me and said “When I was your age I used to party like a fucking rock star!” I swear to you, that is a direct quote. He then went on too talk about all his cool plans for the weekend which involved riding dirt bikes and drinking. Very reassuring that a guy in charge of peoples careers and oversees multi-million dollar projects at the Shitshow still knows how to live it up.
Because King Kong still parties like its 1999, I throw rocks.
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