Thursday, September 16, 2010

An easy way to throw rocks

Some aspiring rock throwers think that throwing rocks is hard and takes a lot of planning. The truth is lots of little pebbles thrown at the same time can be just as effective as one rock.

One easy way to throw rocks, and one a method I use daily, is to regulate your bowel movements to occur on the clock. Think about. 5 minutes a day (10 minutes for some people), 5 days a week, and 50 work weeks in a year equals a little over 2.5 man days. This turns out to be thousands of dollars per rock thrower per year literally flushed down the drain.

Because at times throwing rocks smells better than Queen Perfume, I throw rocks.

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