As always, the Shitshow has your safety at the top of its priority list. Nothing shows this more than the thoughtfully crafted corporate memos sent out from the safety alliance team. Sit back and enjoy the latest safety memo on Parking Lot safety….
What might you find in a Shitshow parking Lot?
You might find cars, trucks, motorcycles, pedestrians, deliver trucks, forklifts, and carts. There might also be trains, Shitshow product in storage, Shitshow products being moved, and fences. Sometimes you’ll find water, snow, ice, and potholes.
What do people do in Parking Lots?
People are arriving to work while others are leaving work. Some people are walking to their cars while others are walking from their cars. People are also talking to others in the parking lot, talking on their cell phones, or working.
What is the Shitshow Doing?
Each site varies but all have posted speed limits and designated cross walks.
What are you Doing?
Focusing on the complex inner-workings of the dynamic environment. Keeping safety first while picking up the slack of people not focusing on the parking lot.
Because when I read this memo to my 5 year old she just looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said “sheesh daddy, I know” I throw rocks.
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