The Politician – V

Last we left off, the Politician was just getting his Tea Party group up and running, of course he was doing all of this while at work.  To my amazement the Politician actually formed a group that had a pretty big following.  He threw a couple rallies and even acted as the keynote speaker for Tea Party convention.  But it was time to move on.

With the momentum of forming his Tea Party group, he decided to resign and run for the state assembly.  He ran the first 6 months of his campaign from his cubical while at work, taking extra long lunches to speak at near my community groups and leaving working early to talk at the local community college.  All of this without having to work extra time to make up for the missed hours or having to take vacation time! 

He continued to rally against government wasted while vowing to keep Shitshow jobs in his district by giving the Shitshow tax breaks and making it easier for the Shitshow to conduct business in the district.  He also bragged about his experience at the Shitshow and the countless number of patents he’s been apart of.  Oddly enough, his opponent did nothing. 

Because for 6 months the Politician ran a full time campaign from his cubical without being questioned why he wasn’t doing any real work, I throw rocks.