Every now and then I have to travel for work, of course as a Shitshow minion it’s my responsibility to book all the travel arrangements myself as well as fill out and submit the expense report that ends up never getting signed (see King Kong and the Expense Report). But that's not what I'm here to talk about.
In order to travel you first need to take training on how to use the travel booking service, Shitshow policies on traveling, and how to fill out an expense report. The great thing about this training is that it teaches you what the daily per diem rate is…perfect knowledge to throw rocks.
Every night while on travel I eat like a king, making sure I spend exactly my per diem. Since per diem is use or lose, I use it to make sure the Shitshow loses it. Often times this requires ordering dessert and or leaving a generous tip. The funny thing is, even people who aren’t typical rock throwers end up throwing rocks at the per diem policy when they travel.
Because laughter is the best medicine, but throwing rocks is the best food, I throw rocks.
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