As mentioned in the Proud Share Holder post the company now matches our 401k contributions in Shitshow stock. Well the silver lining was just recently revealed! Dividends were recently paid out. While it doesn’t make up for the general underperformance of the stock versus the market in general, it does help lessen the blow of being a forced share holder.
The sad part is when I look at all the Bob figures, Queen Perfume, all the flunkies, King Kong, and the Zookeeper I can only imagine that if the Shitshow closed down our division the dividends would increase. But alas that would require some financial smarts from the flunky executives to notice that the red coming from my division is not a result Rudolf’s nose cutting through the fog of flunkies but instead is actually a result of King Kong’s face during one of his many outbursts of primordial rage.
Because getting a pay out just makes me realize how much I’ve lost, I throw rocks.
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