The holiday season is upon us! Start baking those cookies, finish up your last minute shopping during the mad rush and be sure to read the Shitshow memo on appropriate holiday decorations.
That’s right boys and girls; you can decorate your cubes as long as you follow these simple rules:
- Minimize, or better yet don’t use, the following flammable products:
Cardboard, Paper, Plastic, Cotton - Electrical lights are not approved
- Metal Trees are not allowed
- Plastic or real trees are not approved unless they are certified to be fire retardant with the certification clearly displayed on the tree
- Candles are allowed but can not be lit
- Decorations are only allowed in the month of December and must be removed on the last day of the work year.
Because when it comes to decorations the Shitshow’s heart is two sizes too small, I throw rocks.
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