After months of being in the fast track the Politician started to realize that despite adding immeasurable intrinsic value to the Shitshow, his career was still on the fast track to nowhere. It was time to take his future into his own future; it was time to start a local Tea Party group!
The Politician started telling me about his grand plans with the Tea Party and how he was sick of big government spending. I pointed out that the Shitshow received 80% of its business from big government, so the first thing he should protest against is the Shitshow. He just looked at me with a baffled look on his face and said “the Shitshow isn’t the problem, it’s all the other government spending.”
He then when on a rant a rave about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, complaining about how the government is artificially keeping rates low by assuming all the risk of mortgages. I then asked him didn’t he recently buy a condo, and didn’t he get a lower rate because of this? Again he looked dumbfounded and said “my mortgage is just 1 of the millions, it doesn’t matter, besides I’m not the problem, the government is.”
I then asked the Politician when he was planning on organizing his Tea Party group, he replied “while I’m at work, I’ll fit it in between my fast track projects”
Because the Politician’s story is just getting interesting, I throw rocks.
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