The mass emails coming out the last couple of weeks have been hilarious. From a stolen wooden spoon, to missing mac’n’cheese, to today’s gem of an email, the entertainment has been endless.
Today’s email basically read: “Whoever took the leather chair from the hallway in building x, please immediately return it. These chairs were slated for a new executive conference room.”
Normally this is the way people upgrade chairs. People either cannibalize a chair from a cubical of someone who recently retired, moved or died or they find a chair in the hallway and claim finder keepers. You wouldn’t think this type of street thug mentality would be required for a basic need such as a chair, but you’d be wrong. You see, chairs are one of those little things the Shitshow doesn’t let get in its way when convincing you that they care about you. That said; the Shitshow is happy to offer you a corporate discount on a Herman Miller chair if you’d like to purchase one for yourself.
Because I can only hope that the person who stole the chair is sitting in it while eating mac’n’cheese with a large wooden spoon, I throw rocks.
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