The other day I met a recruiter for a non-Shitshow company. For a second, I had a moment of hope that I would be able to impress this person and get a new job or at least an interview. My hopes were quickly dashed when she asked me where I currently worked and how long I had been there for.
She told me that her company automatically throws away resumes from people who have worked at the Shitshow more than 2 years. I asked her why and she said:
“Past hiring experience has shown that hiring someone with more than 2 years of experience at the Shitshow has never worked out. After two years people get too ingrained in the Shitshow ways of focusing on processes, writing memos, generating powerpoint slides, and holding meetings for no apparent reason, as opposed to doing real work.”
I just laughed and told her that sounded like the Shitshow.
Because two years turns into a life sentence without even knowing it, I throw rocks.
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