Garage Safety

This post was submitted by long time throwing-rocks follower Tapatio.  Enjoy!

Not only are parking lots dangerous at the Shitshow (see the Fixing the Parking Situation series of post) parking garages are just as bad or worse – in a more contained area you have more cars being driven by Bob figures and more Bob figures walking around hopelessly trying to find their car while reading emails on their black berries.

Apparently there have been a number of near misses in the parking structure.  The Shitshow’s solution was to post the following safety memo on every floor of the parking structure.   

-Parking Structure Safety Awareness-

Please be careful in the parking structure. 

As a driver slow down be sure to keep an eye out for pedestrians and other cars.

As a pedestrian watch out for cars.  

Because the Shitshow’s parking structure safety advice is less informative than a 1980’s G.I. Joe public service announcement, I throw rocks.