Like many Bob figures at the Shitshow, Queen Perfume has discovered the joys of telecommuting. What better way to make sure you don’t have to do any real work than by staying at home while “working.”
The other day we had an important meeting and of course it feel on a day where Queen Perfume was “working” from home. Knowing this we sit up a teleconference number for her to dial in. Long and behold she actually called in. About 15 minutes into the meeting someone actually had a question for Queen Perfume. The question was met with complete silence. We asked again and gave directions on how to un-mute her phone, still silence. We checked the telecon number and sure enough she was still dialed in. We moved and from time to time would ping Queen Perfume to see if she was back. Eventually we turned up the volume on the speaker phone all the way up and could here what sounded like someone sleeping in the background. Oddly enough, the Queen never rejoined the call despite remaining dialed in the entire time.
Because Queen Perfume as is useful on the phone as she is in person, I throw rocks.
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