The next best thing to Queen Perfume actually getting fired or at least transferred to another program, she recently started a 3 month leave of absence. At first this made things a lot easier but all good things come to an end.
The first couple weeks of the Queen’s absence were great! I didn’t have to put up with her overwhelming stench, nor did I have to spend hours trying to explain basic concepts to her only for her to summarize back to me completely wrong. Of course, you know this story is about to take a turn only possible at the Shitshow.
Turns out the program the Queen was working as a lead engineer was coming up to a major milestone in a couple of weeks where almost all of her deliverables from the past year were due. Turns out the Queen didn’t even start any of the work she was supposed to be working on for the last year. So guess who got to do all of her work? That right, me! The worst part is, I had to go into her office to look for some files and I could still smell her stink after being gone for about 3 weeks.
Because there is no escaping the stink and work Queen Perfume leaves behind, I throw rocks.
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