As mentioned before, there are so many weirdo engineers that I have begun to categorize them. The last example was of course, the Nail Clipper, who finds it appropriate to regularly clip his fingernails at work. This week, we introduce his cousin: The Flosser.
As you may have guessed, The Flosser also refuses to do his personal hygiene at home. Sure, it might be a little gross if he were to do it in the men's restroom, leaving little pieces of dislodged food stuck to the mirror. But that would only be slightly gross. Instead, this idiot actually flosses at his desk, in full view of everyone. Sometimes, he'll even start doing it when you are talking to him. One by one, he flosses each gap between his teeth, occasionally pulling out a large enough chunk of food that it needs to be pulled off the floss, rolled up into a ball, and tossed onto the carpet. And since he does not find anything gross about doing this, he sees no need to wash his hands afterwards either. He just goes back to his computer and starts typing away with his dirty, smelly fingers.
Because I am forced to touch the same door handles as this guy, I throw rocks.
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