Friday, April 23, 2010

Computer To No Where

My pathetic existence consists of me sitting in a lab (actually a storage room with a few computers in it) with no windows in the basement of a 50 year old building in front of a computer all day. During the countless wasted hours of my life I spend here, I spend a lot time staring aimlessly at the shit stacked on the shelves in the room. The other day I noticed a 15 year old PC sitting on the shelf with no monitor, keyboard or mouse. In my moment of shear boredom and general spiteful attitude, I decided to plug the computer into the wall and turn it on (with no keyboard, mouse, or monitor) and it has been running 24 hours a day for about 9 months now. Since my company is such a complete and utter mess, I doubt that anyone will ever even know this computer is running and will probably run forever. On that glorious day in my musty, gloomy lab.......the computer to no where was born. This is one of the many ways in which I throw rocks.

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